March 2012
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
rumour:
to write the declaration of independence on her arms
February 2012
0 posts
Watch
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Reblog this if you love Patrick Stump.
asoulworthtwohats:
I wanna see how many notes this will get.
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
The person I reblogged this from should know that...
me: you're really funny
me: thanks
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg